The Anthem of the Nigerian 419 Spammer
Here is an interesting song, about the 419 con criminals from Nigeria,
ectoplasmosis » “I Go Chop Your Dollar”: Anthem of the Nigerian 419 Spammer
The music video for ‘I Go Chop Your Dollar’ by Nikem Owoh, an ‘extremely popular’ song in Africa that describes in verse after plaintive verse the trials and travails of the Nigerian 419 / Advance Fee fraudster, who sends spam after spam to ungrateful whites as his own personal attack on the White Hegemony that has kept the poor African spammer down in the gutter for so very long.Lyrics after the jump. Everybody! Sing along!
I’ve been through hard times
Even though I’m very smart.
I’ve had a fair share of poverty.
But now, I’ve found the right business.
419 is not stealing,
It’s just a game
And everybody can play a part.
If anybody is so stupid, my brother,
I will scam him.
The national airport, I own it.
Even the nation stadium, I built it.
The president is my sister’s brother.You are the big fool,
I am the master,
My dear white friend
I will eat your dollar,
I will take your money and disappear.
419 is just a game
You are the loser,
I am the winner.
The refinery is mine,
I will award you the contract.
Just give me some money for paperwork
You are the big fool,
I am the master…
It’s I that’s the master!If a white man commits a crime
He’s hailed as being smart.
But when a black man does the same
People reach for his throat, want to kill him dead.
But white men are greedy.
They’re greedy,
I insist, they’re greedy!
They are greedy
And I know them too well!
That’s why when they fall into my trap
I love to show them fire!
This is song is more likely to resonate than my old saw about there isn't something for nothing. But note the typical con criminal justification -greedy individuals can be trapped liked wild animals and there is nothing wrong with that. Don't be a greedy animal, trust and then verify without a confirmation bias.
Update, thanks to a tag by Michael Davis Thomas,
Nigerian comedian and actor Nkem Owoh was one of the 111 suspected 419 scammers arrested in Amsterdam recently as part of a seven month investigation, dubbed Operation Apollo...Owoh became internationally known for his song "I Go Chop Your Dollar", the anthem for 419 scammers ("Oyinbo man I go chop your dollar, I go take your money and disappear 419 is just a game, you are the loser I am the winner", full lyrics here), which was banned in Nigeria after many complaints.
The criminal's "approach was always the same, according to the detectives. He would move in to town, join a church or temple with a large congregation... Newcomers always attract attention and stimulate curiosity, and Sam's seemingly endless energy, unwavering sincerity, and positive outlook led many parishioners to seek him out for friendship ... In so many words, Sam explained that he was once a high flying investment banker who realized the shallowness of his chosen career only after his young wife and infant daughter died in a horrible car accident. His resulting bout with depression, alcohol, and pills finally led him to understand that Creator had some thing more in store for his life. Sam quit his job and moved out of his family penthouse apartment to fulfill his newly found purpose. Because he continued to do well with his investments, he didn't have to work but could dedicate his life to helping others, and give back to community in the name and spirit of his lost family."
We are a story telling people. Stories encapsulate a large amount of information and pass it on efficiently, more efficiently than mere logical or rational justification can. Our ancestors sitting around on the savanna plain did not have the luxury to engage in deep machinations of logic and so devised stories, parables or allegories as the method for passing on social wisdom. Rational decision making is incomplete because it ignores the power of stories, myths or parables as method of delivering important information.
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